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The Dark Beast

Kain aka That Evil Guy
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Welp, I've taken out even more personal info, because I found out that some friggin' government-hired agency is indexing LJ and all the message boards and forums it can find. Yeah- 1984, just ten years late =P Screw you, Uncle Sam, quit barking up the wrong tree and arresting university students just for talking about VIDEO GAMES over the phone while overlooking OBVIOUS things like Middle Eastern men who take flight school instruction just to learn how to take off and not how to LAND! *waves middle finger at "homeland security"*
From fumanchaw: It used to be "Total Information Awareness" and was recently changed to "Terrorist Information Awareness"...imagine that!...run by DARPA and Dept. of Defense... I can't remember the name of the guy who was in charge... I'm thinking Poindexter (convicted for lying to congress)...here's a link: http://www.darpa.mil/iao/TIASystems.htm Update: That program is publically dead but still alive under different guises
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and YES, I deliberately spelled it KAIN, because it's the cool spelling

If I spell it c-a-i-n people might mix it up with what sugar is made from and that would be BAD

The unauthorized-by-self FAQ:

Q: Why don't you post a pic of yourself as the LJ icon?
A: Because there are only three six slots in a free account. PAY for my account and I'll put it up.

Q: When are you going to come out of the closet and show some straight pride?
A: When straight parades are held every year.

Q: Is self-esteem a problem for you?
A: Not after I look at those debate forums

Q: Cats or dogs?
A: When you feed a dog, the dog thinks "you must be God!" When you feed a cat, the cat thinks "I must be God!"

Q: Is there a God?
A: Yes. Is my answer going to change your mind?

Q: What's the difference between man and woman?
A: Between oinking and barking

Q: Are you lazy?
A: It's not laziness, it's efficiency

Q: Let's say that there's a hermit living in the mountains, and you're given the choice of either pressing the red button to kill him in order to save a million people, or not pressing the red button and letting a million people die, what would you do?
A: I would ask the hermit what he thinks, and then push the button.

An online LJ thread with a philosophy major:

Me: Doesn't being a philosophy major feels like eating 68 crates of the bad and smelly before getting to the fresh n' juicy?

Him: No, it feels like having to reach into a box for a bar of chocolate and closing your hand on sticks of shit in the process.

Me: I see that it's worse than advertised.

Personal Mantra Space

Don't get mad, get reasonable.

Life is about seeing the sights and smelling the roses.

Being in a hurry makes no difference; Everyone gets to where they're going eventually.

Remember that everything could be worse- a whole lot worse.

Live one day at a time. When you wake up in the morning it would be a brand new day. Don't think 5, 15, 50 years down the road- think tomorrow.

Optimism, sense of humor, and ability to keep things in perspective are the three ingredients to happiness.

"Perhaps your melancholy comes from your recognition of the condition of happiness as a passive condition of your physical state instead of an active condition of your attitude.

"That is, your body is riding a current of helplessness rather than your mind taking control of your mental life via an active change in attitude." -anon

"To be upset over what you don't have, is to waste what you do have." -Ken Keyes Jr.

"If there is something that you *think* you know but you couldn't really say for sure, *plus* you couldn't do crap about it anyways, what is the use of thinking of it at all? You tell me." -The nanikore Challenge to Philosophers Who Think About Useless Shit

"You can be better." - God's answer to me, and possibly the only one I will ever need

ENTP - "Inventor". Enthusiastic interest in everything and always sensitive to possibilities. Non-conformist and innovative. 5% of the total population.

Extroverted (E) 50% Introverted (I) 50%
Intuitive (N) 65.52% Sensing (S) 34.48%
Thinking (T) 57.14% Feeling (F) 42.86%
Perceiving (P) 66.67% Judging (J) 33.33%
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